Best Blog for Kids Who Hate to Read: LOTS of Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Here’s my strategy: I’m giving you lots of Christmas jokes and riddles now so you can tell them (over and over) for the next 3 weeks. Good idea, huh? As I often say – Funny is good!

What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
What is Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season's Bleatings!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
What always comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get "Tinsel"-itis!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
"O Tanning Palms"!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What's the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can't beat it!
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
Mistle-toad!
Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!