More Halloween Jokes: Vampires, Ghosts and Knock-Knock Jokes

More jokes! One set was just not enough!

VAMPIRES

What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?

Fang mail

Where does a vampire keep his money?

In a blood bank

What kind of dog does a vampire have?

A bloodhound

Why do vampires scare people?

They are bored to death

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a bat

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck.

What do you give a vampire with a cold?

Coffin Drops!

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?

They would only let him be BAT boy

GHOSTS

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

His transparents

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Because you can see right through him

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?

"Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Long time no see."

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Do you believe in people?"

What's a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghoster

What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?

Dead Ends

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spookgetti

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn't have a haunting license.

Who was the most famous ghost detective?

Sherlock Moans

What kind of television do you find inside a haunted house?

A wide scream TV

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

Have a great Halloween!

Gail