Friday, March 2, 2012

A Bunch of Jokes for Spring

I’m always eager for Spring and even though it’s not quite Spring yet, I figure you can never go wrong with jokes, early, late or on time. Not all today’s jokes are about Spring – some of them I added just because I like them!

Q.  What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Q.  When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!

Q.  Can February March?
No, but April May!

Q.  What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q.  Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee (B) comes after it!

Q.  What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course.

Q.  Can February March?
No — but April May!

Q.  What spring flowers can be found on people’s faces?
Two lips (tulips).

Q.  Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!

Q.  What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing, bud!

Q.  How is the letter A like a spring flower?
Both of them are followed by bees (B’s)!

Q.  What is a spring chick after it is five months old?
Six months old.

Q. What did the big flower say to the small flower?
What's up Bud?

Q. How can you tell where a bear lives?
Look for his Denmark (den mark).

Q. How can you tune into the sun?
Use a sundial.

Q. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
They use a harebrush (hairbrush).

Q. How do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.

Q. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.

Q. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q. What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?
“Give me a push. My battery is dead." [I love this one]

Q. What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."

Q. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
"Where in earth have you been?"

Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?
An animal that stinks as it stings.

Q. What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?
A rash of good luck

Q. What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

Q. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment!

Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day March!

I found the jokes at these sites.
2020 This site also has advice for telling jokes.

Do you have more Spring jokes? Write them in the Comments box!

Wednesday is World Read Aloud Day. It is sponsored by LitWorld, an organization that strives to unite literacy efforts across the world. I hope you'll check out the site and find a way to be involved. Great fun!

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