Friday, April 22, 2011

10 Silly Jokes

I love jokes. I love jokes because they make me laugh. I love jokes because when I tell them, I can make other people laugh. Here are some jokes I think you might like.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
What did the mosquito say the first time it saw a camel?
Did I do that?
Why did the Apatosaurus eat the factory?
Because she was a plant eater.
What’s the hardest part about taking baby elephants out for a drive?
Lifting them in and out of their car seats.
What would you have if you dropped a banana from the top of the Empire State Building?
A banana splat.
What did the little skunk like best about school?
Show and Smell
What did the judge say when the skunks ran in?
“Odor in the court!”
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
Why is B such a hot letter?
It makes oil boil.
How did the ocean say goodbye?
It waved.

The jokes came from these books.
Bug Jokes Pam Rosenberg
Dinosaur Jokes by U.R. Phunny
Galaxy’s Greatest Giggles by Matt Rissinger and Philip Yates
Old Turtle’s 90 Knock-Knocks, Jokes, and Riddles Leonard Kessler
Recess Riddles by Marilyn Helmer
Stinky Riddles by Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by Joanna Cole and Stephanie Calmenson

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Have a great weekend!
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