Friday, November 9, 2012

Lots of Thanksgiving Jokes

Time for Thanksgiving jokes! Enjoy!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

 Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? 
The turkey because he's already stuffed!

After Thanksgiving dinner was finished, Mort saw his little brother Sid in the backyard, poking holes in the dirt and filling them in with birdseed.
"Why are you planting birdseed?" Mort asked.
"I'm growing next year's turkey," Sid replied.

 What sound does a turkey's phone make?
 Wing! Wing!

 What's a turkey's favorite song?
 "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

 What was the turkey suspected of?
 Fowl play.

 What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
 Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

 What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
 "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
 The outside!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
 To hatchet.

 What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
 If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

 Why can't you take a turkey to church?
 Because they use such FOWL language.

 What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
 Turkey feathers.

 Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
 Yes – a building can't jump at all.

 What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
 Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

 How can you make a turkey float?
 You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

 Why did they let the turkey join the band?
 Because he had the drumsticks.

Burglar + Turkey = “Robble, Robble!”

Corn + Turkey = “Cobble, Cobble!”

Dizzy person + Turkey = “Wobble, Wobble!”

What are unhappy cranberries called?

What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of drumsticks!

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!

What's round, red, and wears a diaper?
A baby cranberry!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!

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I hope you have a laughing day!

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