Friday, May 27, 2011

20 Funny Jokes about Food


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I figured it was time to have jokes again on Friday Fun. To go with Monday’s cookbook post, here are jokes just about food.
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What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don't get caught in the Internet.
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What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
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Why don't chickens play sports?
Because they hit fowl balls.
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What's the worst thing about being an octopus?
Washing your hands before dinner.
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Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate.'
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What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish!
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What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
Cashews!
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What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley
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What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears!
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What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid!
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How do you make a milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
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The jokes came from these websites:
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Ducksters
Cooking With Kids
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So have you heard any good food jokes lately? Write them in the Comment box!
Gail

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