Friday, September 30, 2011

10 Jokes about Music

Check out these jokes about music. I think some are pretty good!

Q: How do you clean a messy tuba?
A: With a tuba toothpaste!

Q: Why are pianos so good at opening doors?
A: They have all different kinds of keys!!!

Q: What music do balloons hate?
A: Pop music!

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!

Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!

Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The Trum-pet.

Q: What kind of music do rocks like?
A: The Rolling Stones!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!

Q: What is the most musical bone?
A: The trom-bone!

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So what good jokes have you heard lately? Write them in the Comments Box!

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