Friday, December 30, 2011

Winter Jokes to Make Them Laugh



It’s time for more jokes, don’t you think? After all, you can’t very well be telling the Christmas jokes anymore. Here’s a batch of winter jokes to keep your family and friends laughing.


Where does a snowman keep his money?In a snow bank.

What's a good holiday tip?Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?A puddle!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Frosted Flakes.

What do you call an old snowman?Water!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps.

What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?A snowmobile!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Have an ice day!

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?A chill pill!

How does a Snowman get to work?By icicle.

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head?It knocked him out cold.

How do snowmen greet each other?Ice to meet you!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Who are Frosty's parents?Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt?Aunt Artica!

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?Frosted Flakes!

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?Lost!

What sort of ball doesn't bounce?A snowball!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?You wake up wet!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?Frost bite!

What do you call an Eskimo cow?An Eskimoo!

What happens when you drop a snowball in water?
It gets wet!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow.

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Which jokes gave you the biggest laughs? Tell us in the Comment box!
Gail

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