Friday, May 11, 2012

Out of This World Space Jokes

It’s been over 2 months since I last posted a bunch of jokes. It’s about time for some more!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien!!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In a launch box!!

What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The spacebar!!

What do comets say to each other when they meet?
"Pleased to meteor!!"

One astronaut turns to the other and says, "I'm really hungry!"
The second astronaut says, "I'm not surprised! It's nearly launch time!!"

How do you see flying saucers?
Trip up a waiter!!

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full.

How do astronauts serve dinner?
On flying saucers.

Why does NASA believe there might be life on Mars?
The CD player was stolen from their Mars rover.

Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Oh wait, it's just a satellite

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers aren't scared of the dark.

How far can you see on a clear day?
150 million kilometers, from here to the Sun.

While living on Earth might be a little expensive, at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.

What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
The food’s great but it has no atmosphere.

Where does Dr Who buy his cheese?
At a dalek-atessen!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
To boldly go where no man has been before!

What do you call a loony spaceman?
An astronut!

What do you call a space magician?
A flying sorcerer!

What did the metric alien say?
Take me to your liter!

What did the alien say to the gas pump?
Don't you know it’s rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade!

What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round?
R2 detour!

Do robots have sisters?
No, just transistors!

How do computers make sweaters?
On the interknit!

Why was the computer in pain?
It had a slipped disk!

Why was the computer so thin?
Because it hadn't had many bytes!

Why did the mouse sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!

What sits in the middle of the World Wide Web?
A very, very big spider!

What's small, expensive and being constructed at Greenwich, London?
The millennium gnome!

What holds the moon up?
Moon beams!

These are the sites I used:

While looking for space jokes, I found this space game site. Looks like fun.

Do you have any other space jokes? Write them in the Comments Box!

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