Friday, August 31, 2012

Start the School Year with Back-to-School Jokes

Some of you are happy that school is starting. Some of you…maybe not. Either way, here are some Back-to-School jokes to get you smiling.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes. 

What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
Flying saucers! 

How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler! 

How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
His keys were inside the piano! 

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! 

Father: What did you learn in school today?
Kid: Evidently, not enough. I have to go back tomorrow! 

What object is king of the classroom?
The ruler!

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point! 

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution! 

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

What is the world's tallest building?
The library because it has the most stories. 

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds. 

Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
Her mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: A sign made you late?
Joseph: Yeah, the sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?
Student: Me!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz! 

How do the fish get to school?
By octobus! 

What does a gorilla learn in school?
His Ape B C's. 

What does a snake learn in school?
Hiss tory.

Teacher: Why do you have so much trouble answering my questions?
Student: If it was easy for me, I wouldn't be in school!

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ...

Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days?
Student: Every month!

What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?

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Did these make you smile? If they did, why not bring them to school and make your friends and teachers smile!

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