Friday, July 1, 2011

Jokes for a Summer Day

I hope these make you laugh!

Which letter is the coolest?
Iced t.
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a cat at the beach?...
Sandy claws.
What does the sun drink out of?
What is black and white and read (red) all over?
A newspaper
An embarrassed zebra.
A sunburned skunk.
.How do you know if your clock is crazy?
It goes "cuckoo!"
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
Resources used:
Best Family Advice
Net Glimpse
Add your jokes in the comments!

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