Friday, August 5, 2011

Jokes from Outer Space

It's joke time again! These jokes are out of this world...

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

Q: What's a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.

Q: What do aliens on the metric system say?
A: Take me to your liter.

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!

Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!

Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the Milky Way.

Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: It's full.

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!

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