Friday, July 13, 2012

25 Jokes for a Summer Day

Time for jokes again! I hope you have a laughing day!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?  
Swimming trunks.

What do you call a shoe made from banana peels?  
A slipper!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?  
Sundae school

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?  
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Fast food

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?  
Open toad.

Why shouldn't you swim on a full stomach?  
Because it's easier to swim in a full swimming pool!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?  
To get to the other slide.

What did the frog order at the diner?  
French flies and a Diet Croak.

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?  
Because her children weren't that bright!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?  

What has four legs and says OOM?  
A cow walking backwards

What do Triceratops sit on?  
Their Tricerabottoms

How do clams call their friends?  
On their shell phones!

Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Who's there?
Anita. Anita who?
Anita drink, I'm so thirsty!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs!

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
A bud hound

How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

 What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

What is a frog's favorite music?
Hip hop!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut. Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret.

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
(I've used this before but it still makes me laugh!}

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