There are lots of Halloween jokes out there. In fact, I had to make 2 Fridays of them. Here are this week’s jokes.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A crummy mummy
What do you call a little monster’s parents
Mummy and Deady
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop (I love this one!)
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts
What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funnybone!
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine"
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria
What is the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What do you call a nervous witch?
What do witches put on their hair?
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
Why does a witch ride a broom?
The vacuum cleaner's power is cord it too short
What do they teach in witching school?
Need more Halloween jokes? No problem! Next Friday I’ll have a bunch more, this time about vampires, ghosts and knock-knock jokes.